Or the story of how a humble little word took on the combined might of the world's great religions - and won
Taoism
Shit happens
Confucianism
Confucius says, shit happens
BuddhismIf shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit has happened before
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism
I don't believe this shit
Agnosticism
What is this shit?
Innergy
Just observe the shit passing by
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Hotch Potch English: The SNAIL ~ 'Wonderful Words: Part 2'
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